Fox’s Glee: Season 1, Episode 22 “Journey”
Tag Archives: Sue Sylvester Jokes
Sue Sylvester’s Memorable Quote of the Day #29
I spent large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your face into one of those pink-inflamed monkey butts.Sue Sylvester
Sue Sylvester’s Memorable Quote of the Day #28
I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby’s ass.Sue Sylvester
Fox’s Glee: Season 1, Episode 17 “Bad Reputation”
Sue Sylvester’s Memorable Quote of the Day #27
I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure and it's stinking up my office.Sue Sylvester
Fox’s Glee: Season 1, Episode 3 “Acafellas”
Sue Sylvester’s Memorable Quote of the Day #26
I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners.Sue Sylvester
Fox’s Glee: Season 1, Episode 7 “Throwdown”
Sue Sylvester’s Memorable Quote of the Day #25
You know, for me trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming. Sue Sylvester has hourly flair ups of burning itchy highly contagious talent.Sue Sylvester
Fox’s Glee: Season 1, Episode 21 “Funk”
Sue Sylvester’s Memorable Quote of the Day #24
I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once, and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.Sue Sylvester
Fox’s Glee: Season 1, Episode 8 “Mash-Up”
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